Surf Jerk Lyrics

[Intro] I haven't looked at the sun for so long I'd forgotten how much it hurt to I haven't looked at the sun for so long I'd forgotten how much it hurt to I haven't looke...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] I used to like the mornings I’d survived another night I’d walk to breakfast through the garden See the flowers stretching in the sunlight Now I wake up in the...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] The drum wakes up He'll have a real black eye this time Hungover dream He hung around too long last night The drum gets up How will he feel about this one? The dre...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] The drunk’s face breaks into sweat As his friend falls under the wheels But the headlights don't flinch And the engine doesn't stutter Oh yeah Think about mysel...Read Full Lyrics

(Are you there?) (Ghost, glow, ghost, glow) Last night I was haunted by the ghost of Bob Saget He said, "You're more or less than just a faggot" So I put on a dress and follo...Read Full Lyrics

Well I shaved my pubic hair off There was no one to stop me (Ow!) I shaved my pubic hair off There was no one to stop me Nutri-Grain, and surge protectors For general purpos...Read Full Lyrics

[What Joe said] [Intro] (I’m not hung up on you anymore, but here’s why I hung up) [Verse 1] Behind every great love story Lies a great suicide You can't give yoursel...Read Full Lyrics

This is the Hard Part Please don't worry We're gonna figure something out This is the Hard Part We're gonna make it You won't be alone no more At times, equally ineloquen...Read Full Lyrics

I want to chew through electric wires and electrocute myself I want to close my head in something heavy with a locking mechanism It's just bad timing, I only moved here two weeks...Read Full Lyrics

When I look at the sky at night I can hear you laughing on your star All the other stars laugh along with me I can hear them from down there Asteroid Asteroid Asteroid Ast...Read Full Lyrics