Sweet Senorita Lyrics

You have the lifespan of a lightbulb, and the personality of a rabid dog. Robert, you've inspired me to create a dance where one drops their jaw repeatedly. When will you learn tha...Read Full Lyrics

He was the master of the universeThe creator of everything on earthHe could do anything for youIf the price was right and He wanted toHe was said to live very far awayWhere the str...Read Full Lyrics

Fritos and I, hour number five, sitting to the beat of a basketball.I feel like I can write with my left hand.Looking up, for the first time I can finally see the notes of the sing...Read Full Lyrics

I know I should get next to you You've got a look that makes me think you're cool But it's just sexual attraction Not somethin' real so I'd rather keep wackin' Why bother? it's gon...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a highway heroDoing two-five-zeroOn the wrong side of the roadPumped full of drugs is the way to beAll of this shit, it's so good for meI'm a naked negroDoing two-five-zeroOn t...Read Full Lyrics

(Samples from the movie River's Edge: "Crazy motherfucker... at a time like this, when every fucking second counts, a man can't waste his time choosing words")I drive my car 'cause...Read Full Lyrics

It's so limitless!I don't give a shit about the sealsWhy deny the eskimo a meal?I just don't care about the whalesWho cares if the ecosystem fails?I neither believe in global warmi...Read Full Lyrics

One man in no man's landTom of Finland, Tom of FinlandOne man in no man's landTom of Finland, Tom of FinlandShoot me down, shoot me downBring me down to the groundShoot me down, sh...Read Full Lyrics

Basically a very nice guyAnd of course he had to die.He told people to love each otherA big mistake he soon discoveredTo the public he did appealA figurehead for twisted idealsIt w...Read Full Lyrics

('tis fresh)la la lalalalalalalalala la lalalalalalalalaI said it's freshla la la lalalalalalalalala la lalalalalalalalathe universe is my ? so I followsit absorb upon the ernst & ...Read Full Lyrics