The Jerk Lyrics

he called me on the phone.said, "dude, it finally happened."he told me he got some head and i couldn't stop laughing.i told him to stop lying.he told me he was not.when he told me ...Read Full Lyrics

i got everything that i'll ever need.enough to get me through.a couple of bucks and a little good luck, and then i saw you.you see i went shopping the other day.i seen this girl an...Read Full Lyrics

you think that you're so pretty.you think that you're so sweet.you ain't nothing but a piece of meat.you're daddy's little princess, but you're someone's little bitch.you make me s...Read Full Lyrics

i know a girl, she thinks she's cool.i don't think i care.she hate me and i can see she's too much to bear.there's nothing i would rather see than to see you walk away from me.turn...Read Full Lyrics

Everyday I punch in, everyday I punch out. I wanna punch my boss right in the fuckin' mouth. My boss is a jerk and I don't wanna work. Stuck in a dead end job. It makes me sick. S...Read Full Lyrics

it's in the way that you walk.it's in the way that you talk.it's in the way that you do all the stupid things you do.it makes me wanna take a rock.and wrap it up inside a sock.it m...Read Full Lyrics

i ain't no casanova.i ain't no romeo.i'll get you in the sack and then i'm sure you'll know...i love to fuck.i'll get you from behind.i'll get you from the front.i'll fuck you in t...Read Full Lyrics

when i see that girl i went out of my mind.she's the kinda girl i wanna make all mine.cause man that girl is a dream.she's the best damn girl i've ever seen.when she comes around s...Read Full Lyrics

i hate my job, i hate my life.if i was married i'd hate my wife.if i had kids i'd hate them too.but not as much as i hate you.i'm sick of people telling me what they think is best....Read Full Lyrics

blue eyes and great thighs.i wish i hadn't seen her.i'm not too fucking bright, but i gotta bright idea.she didn't say she likes me, but she ain't saying no.i'll be chasing my dick...Read Full Lyrics