T-Shirt Commercial Lyrics

I'm sorry for freaking out on the phone last night I don't know how it happened but I'm basically all right Even though you never really know Before you start to wonder like I'm pr...Read Full Lyrics

Stephanies of the world, unite You've got nothing to lose but face Coordinate, organize, represent your case They're issuing orders Down at headquarters The Stephanie Party line An...Read Full Lyrics

She's the slickest chick I've ever known. I take her with me wherever I go to rope in all my fears and open all my beers and to never ever leave me alone. She's tiny, shiny and bri...Read Full Lyrics

If you had wanted to see me today I assume you could have found a way But that's not how today went God only knows what today meant Take all the time you need I'm not going anywher...Read Full Lyrics

You're so swell And I can tell You love me, amazingly And I love you as well Day by day Come what may You don't hesitate to exaggerate And say that it's okay Everybody else is tryi...Read Full Lyrics

I want to be real cool I don't want to follow the schedule I want to eat my tv set I want to smell like aqua net I want to know the human race I want to rub it all over my face Lif...Read Full Lyrics

I will come to your door. I will be sure to smile and be polite. I'll be friendly and warm, In my uniform, Nyunyunyu ite. I'll be nice as a girl scout can be. Please buy your cooki...Read Full Lyrics

How many times can you read that letter, And what do you need it for? Can't you see that the salutation Has no meaning anymore? And you can't resurrect the body, And the closing's ...Read Full Lyrics

Homer didn't have a comprehensive word for mind. The psyche and the conscious self had not yet been combined. He understood events as repetition of the past, And individual conscio...Read Full Lyrics

Something pretty bad happened to her long ago. She clams up, she lost it, She'd rather be alone lying on the bed with those stuffed animals at home. Her Old high school friends had...Read Full Lyrics