Tablecloth Lyrics

Goin' to the grocery storeAnd smokin' cigars and playing YahtzeeAt the basketball court.Did you know that Santana has a new song out?And it's called Hairbrush.Flotation device.Litt...Read Full Lyrics

I went to the airport,I went to the theater.Showed up at the arcade,Bought a football ticket.Picked up a nickel,Picked up a nickel,Picked up a nickel.Chewed on some bubble gum.Gave...Read Full Lyrics

I put a carrot in your gas tank,I put cauliflower in you car.I put the cheddar cheese on top of your guitar.I had a nightly news report.Sent it to your dogAnd he took my mom to cou...Read Full Lyrics

I was walkin' alongAnd I didn't know where I was going.I don't think that I was listening to the radio.I was on my way to work one day.Ergonomic stapler.This song isn't about anyth...Read Full Lyrics

Breakfast item.I made a trip down Beltline Road.And it was really crazy.Cuz there was a lot of water fountains.Didn't know what to doWhen it got dark.I thought I needed to fill up ...Read Full Lyrics

Mashed potatoesThe hat is greenI never met a citrus sodaThat I didn't likeThere was a pairOf house shoesThat tried to talk to meEvery dayThey always had problemsWith algebraVacuum ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh no!There's no room for a bonus track.Oh it's so sad.It's so sad.Ain't got no room for a bonus track.OhOne calorie sodas.One calorie colas.Oh no!Diet doritos, what's this world c...Read Full Lyrics