Take The Long Way Home Lyrics

My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me Lefty? Yeah but that was alright She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't...Read Full Lyrics

Haha, well now We call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about (I'd appreciate yo...Read Full Lyrics

Every time I think that I'm the only one who's lonely Someone calls on me And every now and then I spend my time in rhyme and verse And curse those faults in me And then ...Read Full Lyrics

You must die I alone am best! I hope ya flip some guy the bird He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve In front of the Beatles' tour bus A Bookmobile and a Mack truck Hau...Read Full Lyrics

Why try? I'm that guy Holden Caulfield from "Catcher In The Rye" Put away 'cause he wasn't all there Like a jigsaw puzzle you might compare Me to him not a liver but wurst Been muc...Read Full Lyrics

We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin' playa that ain't with us no mo. Yeah, Notorious B.I.G. Hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug that never seen it comin'. Y...Read Full Lyrics

Hello Frank, Hello mother dear, Hi, what are you doin' I'm trying to think of words that rhyme with vagina Oh Lima? Like lima beans How about that, that teenage witch, Sabina No, t...Read Full Lyrics

Uh, that was creepy. I would rather slurp rancid tuna salad out of my own ass, Or scour my boobies off with a rusty SOS pad, Or hump a piece of splintered balsa wood...Read Full Lyrics

Coughing.......Read Full Lyrics

How do you let someone know If your hot cakes are selling well?...Read Full Lyrics