Taxi! Taxi! Lyrics

You walk in the room The folks are all there With glasses in hand But you can't take the band So you head for the bar The barman's well stocked He knows where you're at He offers a...Read Full Lyrics

Hum drum days And a hum drum ways Hey kids, let me tell you how I met your mom We were dancin' and romancin' at the Senior Prom It was no infatuation But a gradual graduation From...Read Full Lyrics

Co-starring you And co-starring me Starring us both together The film of my love Will travel the world Forever and ever and ever A back lot romance A scripted affair The screenplay...Read Full Lyrics

Nobody sends me birthday cards Nobody brings me flowers I'm just here for operations I've been out for hours When I come to I'll wet my bed 'Cos when I get mad I sink so low As mat...Read Full Lyrics

Here's a new dance that you all can do Baby, baby, what's he gonna do? Sit back and relax 'cos it's good for you Baby, baby, what's he gonna do? What's he gonna say? He's takin' my...Read Full Lyrics

See the monkey peel the onion See the monkey cry He can feel his tears are flowin' But he don't know why He continues peeling faster 'Til the onion is no more Now at last his cryin...Read Full Lyrics

Early morning I'm still yawning Kiss the children See you tonight dear Cheerio Henry's an angel when he closes the gate But to the station he don't want to be late His manner chan...Read Full Lyrics

It's one thing to know it but another to admit We're the worst band in the world But we don't give a.... If Garbo played guitar with Valentino on the drums Then we'd be nothing mor...Read Full Lyrics

Too many broken hearts have fallen in the river Too many lonely souls have drifted out to sea, You lay your bets and then you pay the price The things we do for love, the things we...Read Full Lyrics

I'll tell you something you oughta know We came a long way from the radio But what's wrong with that? Baby's what's wrong with that? Now we got microchips, sci fi flicks We got to...Read Full Lyrics