Teatime at Osakis Lyrics

Grandma granny, take three hundred and eighty three.Susan Tuesday had a sheetAnd her dog was really thirsty!The basement kiosk was hungry!Didn’t know what to feed it.Well Thursda...Read Full Lyrics

Canada, Canada.Canada, Canada.Red shoebox, tapestry.Blue lampshade, license plate.Canada, Canada.Canada, Canada.Neon sign, boating ramp.Carpet square, electrical cameraIn Canada, C...Read Full Lyrics

Floorboard, red floorboard!Red floorboard. 0, 1, 2, 3.Round wheel, triangular wheel.Diagonal ball.Frisbee auctionCareless mistake using a pencil.I was in the car with my girlfriend...Read Full Lyrics

I checked the mail tonight.I had - a bill.CDs are roundAnswering machines and theTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.Bagpipe. Microwave!Diamond potato, diamond cauliflower.I ate a burrito...Read Full Lyrics

When I put bread in, toast pops up.There is a houseplant in the air.I opened the door last Tuesday.Why are you coming overWhen it’s the middle of the afternoon?Why’d you bring ...Read Full Lyrics

Calling all cars, calling all cars.Calling all cars, calling all stars.Why do you have to walk up and down that sidewalkActing like a star?Stars, they’re really hot.I mean really...Read Full Lyrics

Pepsi!Exercise Fever.Subscribe.It’s 3:59 pm!Quality.Exercise fever.Exercise fever.Orange peel fever.Cereal fever.Lucky charms, peanut butter, Frisbee.Mousetrap....Read Full Lyrics

I’d like to do a little tune!One day, I sat downAnd thought about writing a letterTo the Department of Cheese.My sack was getting empty,I decided to ride my bike down to the trai...Read Full Lyrics

One day, James Washcloth put his best foot forward,Looked up, and sent a postcard to his aunt Louie.What did ya burn a hole in my pocket for?I know I couldn’t eat applesauce or i...Read Full Lyrics