Teenage Adult Lyrics

So you wanna tell me that I'm lazy? I'm really just your laid-back man So you're trying to find where the spark went? Well I'll get around to that when I can Take all my faults and...Read Full Lyrics

Promenade, the jogger Piece of cake, racquetball Hiking trip, the jogger Whole foods matching outfit Ford explorer, the jogger Water bottle, entertainment unit Retirement p...Read Full Lyrics

You know I've got an ugly twin He looks just like me, he's got a stupid grin He always follows me, he knows where I've been When he's around you know I just can't win I've got a na...Read Full Lyrics

I’ve been described as good Some have even said great What have I done To deserve such a fate It just sure seems to be Quite an easy bet Those we adore just haven't spill...Read Full Lyrics

I was a boy, spending nights kickin' life's big behind Yeah the only thing I had too much to spend was time Hospitals and funerals meant as much to me As rerun sitcoms blaring o...Read Full Lyrics

Vain in costume, it's so good to be me At least as long as i am looking like someone else It's true - not talking about you I'm trying to create a brand new state of being That...Read Full Lyrics

There's some cigarette butts in the street But the wind came and blew them all away There's a couple of ladies in the nail salon I don't think they have anything to say There's som...Read Full Lyrics

I spent the best years of my youth highlighting my classroom notes Studying those algorithms, studying those boats To be a Worldwide Marine Asset Financial Analyst Yeah I mov...Read Full Lyrics

You wanna learn about me and dig inside my head? You think I'm defined by a mystical book you read? Read a bunch of nonsense Treat it like it's real You ask me for my sign Yo...Read Full Lyrics

Well there's a million people across the land But trying to meet them gets out of hand So i'll put my info up on the 'net To see what kinda friends i can get I figure - it's wo...Read Full Lyrics