Teenage Mustache Lyrics

They, the people Done like your dinner Taping fur to your back Does not make you a werewolf Just like dying dads, Or already dead dads Chance must be systematically explored Whe...Read Full Lyrics

Everyday I add to the list of people Who can kiss my ass And imagine Mr. W Sucking the fuck out of it. What is your astrological sign? Stop. Stop! Funny, hahaha. Would the owner...Read Full Lyrics

Chancrous syphilologist I'm not sure if you understand our kicks this specialized sweep is a soggy donation Rotten milk and a History of Spoiled eggs. Breakfast. Now let's go Mor...Read Full Lyrics

The chicken bit it (The foreskin knew it) The sultry salesman worked To keep his high heels on. Oh, the doors are talking Oh, the sheets are stained A fleshy bowl of nonsense says...Read Full Lyrics

Seemed like the right thing to do at the time but Dr. quackenfish is in the driver's seat now Aesthetically pleased to the point of ambivalence. canadian bacon-y self-fulfilling pr...Read Full Lyrics

'White Nights' (Red Lights) Silent sirens Calm and brutal Kingdom comes Praying dagger (drunk and haggard) Found a sin and pulled the pin That old fuck has run amok His number is...Read Full Lyrics