Telephone Line Lyrics

The plagiaristThe lover boy in meFalling downWe thought we made the right decisionWe made a listWe crossed our t’sMade calculationsScouted the streetsThough we still hit the grou...Read Full Lyrics

Got my jacket on, got my suit onI'm going down to the funeral home'Cause there's a lady there, and she's waitingwants to see me get my drink onI cant be sure if it's herOh it looks...Read Full Lyrics

We pulled up the anchorWaving goodbye to the townThat had cradled meTwo weeks now at seaStarting to get to meI think I'm crazyOh, there in the waterOh, I'm not scared, but I oughta...Read Full Lyrics

(Radio:)You're tuned into Lilliput 97.3The radio station for the tiny peopleLike you and meAll the party people under three inches tallRaise your handsUh, Uh, Yeah, Yeah(Sung:)My n...Read Full Lyrics

Back when my hair was shortI was a white-socked sportWore pointed shoes and pegged pantsDrank till my eyes were redHid Playboy 'neath my bedSlicked my "D.A." for the dance(When you...Read Full Lyrics

God breathed on AdamAnd here I amGod breathed on AdamAdam sat all alone giving names to squirrels heySelf-obsessed, so depressedIn his own little worldAll in all he's got nothing t...Read Full Lyrics

Mr. B so busy as his days buzz byThat he never has timeTo leave the hiveStill so much work needs to be doneAnd there's no room leftIn this honeycomb for funOh Mr. BMr. BMr. B has g...Read Full Lyrics

This isn't televisionIt's not a greeting cardSurvival of the fittestSurvival of the smartA mystery obscured beyond a doubtIt's up to meI'll suss it outI'll suss it outThese idle co...Read Full Lyrics

Old man walking, taking foreverTo get to a destinationOld man walking, taking foreverTo get to a destinationTen minutes from the front doorAnd he's not sure where he's headed forOl...Read Full Lyrics

she left with the sunlighti cried to the moonlightthis crazy bitch has stole my mindshe left with the sunlighti cried to the moonlightthis fucking bitch deserves to dieshe left wit...Read Full Lyrics