Tell Me a Story Lyrics

Say TaEisenhower saw the thingHe said this is sickeningI swear I saw the very thingI saw it in AmericaLet's play safeI never knew howHow to play safeYou told me howhow to play safe...Read Full Lyrics

Things have been toughWithout the dumb dumb boysI can't seem to speakThe languageI remember how theyUsed to stare at the groundThey looked as if theyPut the whole worldLooked as if...Read Full Lyrics

I got a smelly rearI got a dirty noseI don't want no shoesI don't want no clothesI'm living like the king of the dogsI got a piece of meatIn between my teethI will bite your throat...Read Full Lyrics

It was in the winter of my fiftieth yearWhen it hit meI was really aloneAnd there wasn't a hell a lot of time leftEvery laugh and touch that I could getBecame more importantStrange...Read Full Lyrics

I'm bored.I'm the chairman of the board.I'm a Lincoln monologue, I'm livin' like a God,I'm bored.I bore myself to sleep at night, I bore myself in broad daylight, 'cause I'm bored....Read Full Lyrics

Billy was a Bird dogHe pulled up in a BonnevilleI went to see my managerHe usually handles these thingsBilly pulled his walletFull of hundred dollar billsTook me for a joyrideTalki...Read Full Lyrics

You are a moronI'm glad to be hereSeeing the sight of youSmelling the smell of youYou most deplorable, glaring exampleOf a degenerate, narcotic influenceMy seething hate is driving...Read Full Lyrics

Oh Lord I got eggs on my plateI got em Damn rightI got four walls I live hereHey I live hereNow this big Jew-man uptownHe told me one dayHe said, boyYou look at that house On the h...Read Full Lyrics

It's a rainy afternoonIn ninteen-ninetyThe big cityGeez, it's been twenty yearsCandy, you were so fineBeautiful, beautiful girl from the northYou burned my heart with a flickering ...Read Full Lyrics

Riding in the saddleHenchmen at your sideHoly macaroniHose you on your backAnd the bystanders just stand thereLike ? on a shelfIn the world of work your rivalsThat you have yet to ...Read Full Lyrics