Ten-Foot Cock and a Few Hundred Virgins Lyrics

Your love for me is not debatable Your sexual appetite's insatiable You never ever make me waitable Delectable, inflatable you You don't have problems with your weight at all You ...Read Full Lyrics

All we really want is affirmation Affirmation's all we're working towards And I don't need your wealth accumulation You can keep it Second encore Second encore...Read Full Lyrics

Take your canvas bags When you go To the supermarket Why use plastic bags when you know You know the world can’t take it Take your canvas bags When you go To the supermarket mar...Read Full Lyrics

We don't eat pigs You don't eat pigs It seems it's been that way forever So if you don't eat pigs And we don't eat pigs Why not, not eat pigs together?...Read Full Lyrics

This is my EarthAnd I live in itIt’s one third dirtAnd two thirds waterAnd it rotates and revolves through spaceAt rather an impressive paceAnd never even messes up my hairAnd he...Read Full Lyrics

We've got years ahead of us We've got people who care for us We've got Sunday morning coffees in the sun We've got Monday night television We've got years of happiness We've got d...Read Full Lyrics

I can have a dark sideIf you want me toI can have a dark sideI can develop my brooding potentialIf pain’s what you want in a manPain I can doI can have a dark side tooI can have ...Read Full Lyrics

He looks at me intensely Contact lens green with artifical envy Cocks his head and fixes me with a condescending stare Flicks his bleached, blond tipped hair And theorises thus Yo...Read Full Lyrics

Doesn't have a problem with drugs,He just doesn't do them,He's fine that his mates have tattoos,But he reckon's they'll rue them,He likes going to pubs,But he hates it when the mus...Read Full Lyrics

Hello Welcome to my show I'm glad that you could come We're gonna have a hoot We're gonna have some fun Sit back Put your feet up and relax I hope you've had a drink or three The ...Read Full Lyrics