The Beard Lyrics

oh lindsay paithe apple of my eyei sing this song tonighthoping that you're minegive alex your brother's phone numbershe's my lindsay paicold drink of water's such sweet surpriseta...Read Full Lyrics

I know by nowThat no-one cheers up when told toThat it’s more the arms that hold youThan whatever words are saidOf course I knowBut you can’t blame me for tryingI could hardly ...Read Full Lyrics

Three AM: three dozen or so friends we’d met hours agoFilled a bar to capacityYou’d learned school French for a yearOrdered 36 beersWe all cheered your audacityAsleep on the cu...Read Full Lyrics

just outside this windowblood might get on your shoesplease don't track it in thoughthank youwe've all read the newsoutside, it's drums and trumpetsbut here, it's tea and crumpetsh...Read Full Lyrics

i was made, so they sayin the burgomaster's shopby whom else but the mayori'm one important topdo i know you? she saidfor i do not speak with alli've got cork in my headi am one be...Read Full Lyrics

what a fucking lovely day!everything has gone my wayall my flags are unfurledi'm the king of the worldand, to think! it's only may!it's my favorite time of yearfor a spree of crime...Read Full Lyrics

"isn't it strange," said the inkwell"all that comes out of me!the famous lines! the valentines!just think! without an inkwell, wherewould the poet be?""I'll make you change your mi...Read Full Lyrics

it's hard to be emperorand when it's hard, it's hardi'm scarred by being emperorno ball, no friends, no yardmy predecessor hanged himselfand i might do that toothe entertainment's ...Read Full Lyrics

i would like fo you to have this emerald ringit was crafted many years before the mingsince the story's far too sad to telli'll singit was made for the blind concubine lola liwho w...Read Full Lyrics

a bad young girlwith hair white as milkgot witches' shoeswhich shone bright redand had been finely wovenfrom the oldest silkwith drops of blood to dye each threadshe put them onwhe...Read Full Lyrics