That Was G*y Lyrics

(This is a very graphic song.So just to let you know...we are warning you not to blame us for these lyrics, cuz we have warned you!)David: That's it!Smash stuff!Throw the guitar!Ow...Read Full Lyrics

Tim: Hey Allen, what do you want for dinner?Allen: LasnagnaTim: Is that it?Allen: KetshupTim: What do you want for dessert?...Allen: Marshmellows...Read Full Lyrics

Arbiter of shittily planned dilemmas you were born with only three faces shit down to the sub-atomic level. to the last quark. Martyrs mocking, Lepers vomiting while everyone and t...Read Full Lyrics

Dear Mr. So and So Wait until it's over Nothing is King now and Nothing's getting older That jerk lives like a missile with his pecker [in] one hand and his pooper [in the] other W...Read Full Lyrics

Q: If the aunt had balls she would be? A: Uh, the uncle. Q: And in more trouble than? A: A pregnant nun. So get a hole to hide in Or some hide to cover the hole. Pig's Christmas pa...Read Full Lyrics

Santa Clause hijack, fuck-a-rama, always getting a good look at the meat rack. Before shooting blanks into a loaded crowd. Hypothetical hunger is not directly proportional to hypot...Read Full Lyrics

we're gonna have a gothic christmas, that is we'll do we're gonna have a gothic christmas, hope you'll have one too santa's going to wear a black dress just for me and you santa's ...Read Full Lyrics

I want to see everybody singin'Everybody laughin'Everybody happyEverybody down homeWhen I meet themWhen I meet themYeah, yeah, yeah!I want to see everybody holding handsEverybody g...Read Full Lyrics

Life, so they say, is but a game and we let it slip away.Love, like the Autumn sun, should be dyin' but it's only just begun.Like the twilight in the road up ahead, they don't see ...Read Full Lyrics

Once in morning contemplation, soft rain conversation. Fallin' softly on my pain.And far away a bittersweet refrain, keeps a-callin' me.It was in the early Spring, hills alive with...Read Full Lyrics