That Didn't Hurt Too Bad Lyrics

(D. Locorriere/S. Silverstein) The traffic at this hour is so thick that he's afraid he might be late Her flight arrives at seven ten and he remembers how the lady hates to wait A...Read Full Lyrics

(Ray Sawyer/Dennis Locorriere/Ron Haffkine) He stands tall in his handmade boots Pretty little girls all around Black was the shade of his nudie suit And when he sang there was no...Read Full Lyrics

(Hazel Smith) I've lost count of the ladies, I've held in my arms All shapes and sizes, they've come and they've gone I've found one that's a keeper, and I'm keeping every vow I'v...Read Full Lyrics

(Joel Jaffe) Hey look at that train heading down the track And look at that smoke coming out the stack Fifty-five miles an hour, now ain't that speed Well, she's riding high wide ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm not a bad person, I don't drink, and I don't kill. I got no evil habits, and I probably never will. I don't sing like Elvis Presley, I can't dance like Fred Astaire. But there'...Read Full Lyrics

(Stevens) Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of a woman? The shadow knows, the shadow knows Do you run to him, the minute I'm leaving The shadow knows, the shadow knows But t...Read Full Lyrics

(Shel Silverstein/D. Loccorriere) Lately, I've been givin' everything I've got to feeling alone Baby you got me livin' one of them hard luck songs on the radio Oh and I know, if I...Read Full Lyrics

(Shel Silverstein) I didn't say, "Don't do it babe" when she packed up to go I didn't say "Come back here honey and try with me once more" And when she asked me if I loved her, I ...Read Full Lyrics

S** Drive (aka: The Turn On)- Dr. Hook (G. Bowen) Women turn me on Music turns me on Tacos turn me on Almost everything turns me on I'm talkin' 'bout my s** drive I've got a very...Read Full Lyrics

Now handsome guys get girls that are pretty Other guys get 'em cause they're clever and witty But the only love I ever get, I get out of pity Cause I'm the ugliest man in town I d...Read Full Lyrics