That Old Back Scratcher Lyrics

Oh, I'm on the Drinking Man's Diet, It came from a book I was loaned. It's really terrific and quite scientific And I'm half stoned. For breakfast some cornflakes and vodka, But co...Read Full Lyrics

Once I had a secret code, Where A was be , and bewas G. G was K, and K was J; And J was M, and M was P. V was X, and X was V, And you was I, and I was U. 87 stood for Z, And 2 for...Read Full Lyrics

Beautiful molars... Lovely bicuspids... I'm Dr. Prentice, the painless dentist; By that what's meant is, It really doesn't hurt. This is Miss Klinger, you've met her finger. So op...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, here's a song, An average song. It's not too short, It's not too long. It's not too high, It's not too low, It's not too fast, It's not too slow. It's not too old, It's not t...Read Full Lyrics

ding dongfunky lil' songeverything's upnothing's downeverything is so rightnothing could be wrongnow that we gotour funky lil' songbad vibrations are all aroundwhen your house is u...Read Full Lyrics

Well she's walking through the clouds With a circus mind that's running 'round. Butterflies and zebras, fairy tales, That's all she ever thinks about. When I'm sad she comes to me ...Read Full Lyrics

If your ever to leave meHow could I breatheHow could I even go onIf you're not here beside meThen what good would my life beThis life won't mean a thing if you're not aroundAnd don...Read Full Lyrics

Like little spidersYou're all over meWhen fear turns to panicIt is hard to breathMy skin is getting tenseIt's hard to sit stillI know you're watching And I know for sureAnd everyon...Read Full Lyrics

Everyday I bicker with the city life When midnight creeps I spinkle holy water on hints I scrutinize people tread on city lies and they don't even recognize it I slip in between th...Read Full Lyrics

Another Dark Child classic Teairra whats up Talk to em, talk to em Whatchu want Talk to em, talk to em You gotta come up with a better game than that Talk to em, talk to em You kno...Read Full Lyrics