That's Why I Always Whack One Off To Lyrics

*My lovely lovely lovely horse*My lovely horse, running through the fieldwhere are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?I want to shower you with sugar lumpsand ride yo...Read Full Lyrics

Forgot about that girl I didn't kiss About the one show that I missed I sorta figured out that things Will turn out alright There's no use holding on to the past Live it up man, ha...Read Full Lyrics

thing (?) change it back and sing (?) put it under yr tounge and now unlight the sung tranquilize esteem I love you right away...Read Full Lyrics

You say it's LoveI say it's moneyYou think it's sadI think it's funnyCome On!Everybody come onYou say "death"And I say "destruction"You say purposeAnd I functionCome On!Everybody c...Read Full Lyrics

You choose the placeAndyou choose the timeBefore I step You draw the lineDrinking wine from a paper cupSo I can feel youStart to fall for a girlThat ain't realI can't believe what ...Read Full Lyrics

I’ve seen the way you look at meWith angels in your eyesAnd I’ve heard the words you say about meYou can’t let go, can’t let them knowIs there something I should know?I’m...Read Full Lyrics

This breaks my heartSo let me breatheCoz the pressures killin’ meThis whole thing is just too muchI guess I’ve run out of luckThings are never fineGuess I’m gunna need the dr...Read Full Lyrics

After dark, I'm walking alone,Feeling so lonely, I want you now,Remember the times,And all of your friendsHow they will miss you.If you need to close your eyes(Lady don't cry)Don't...Read Full Lyrics

Don’t you ever wonder?Don’t you feel?Don’t you think that you got the worst part of me?But I can’t help itIt’s just meYou never knewYou never knewI don’t believe the li...Read Full Lyrics

I was home entertaining some guestsWhen I fell off the chair and cracked open my headBees flew out and they flew up their skirtsAnd they cracked open the windowAnd in came the myna...Read Full Lyrics