The New Sad Lyrics

I had time to kill One day in Alaska I walked around until I found the arts and crafts shop I bought you a card I don't know where to send it I wrote it from the heart I'm not sure...Read Full Lyrics

That's the problem, dear, with angry people They try to go it alone Digging in and making cranky feeble pleas That other angries disown Angry people think a good solution Is gettin...Read Full Lyrics

I stopped into a club I thought I'd see a show Everyone was there At least everyone I know Their knickers in a knot Their hands upon their heart The best they'd ever seen The great...Read Full Lyrics

You're looking for something That you'll never find You've got the questions You've got the time You've got the bruises To show you've been blind 'Cause you're looking for somethin...Read Full Lyrics

Just show me the venue When I'm the menu It's personalized The life of the party I'm like Billy Barty But regular-sized I guess I should explain Your guests will go insane For me ...Read Full Lyrics

What if you were not just for show? What if you were not good to go? What if you were simply not so Beautiful What if you were not thin and tall? What if you were done with it all...Read Full Lyrics

So long ago, on a summer day I put my best shirt on I took you to the matinee With money from mowing lawns Money from mowing lawns You worked down at the Dairy Queen We hit it off...Read Full Lyrics

Am I the only one who gets to make you laugh Laugh until you cry? Am I the only one who asks you to go Go on without me? Am I the only one who loves when you leave Your hair down i...Read Full Lyrics

Some people are just all show Well, I don't mind that if the show is worth watching But it's all bark and no tree What's more ironic than a hippie in Versace? It's all peace and lo...Read Full Lyrics

Why'd you put your dress shoes on if you didn't come to dance? Frankly, I'd be on my own if I thought I'd stand a chance Why'd you take your glasses off if you don't intend to figh...Read Full Lyrics