The Desert Lyrics

Outrageous, smashingspectacular, amazingnonsense, baloneya cliché, a phonyBut it’s a hit YEAH it’s a hit YEAHa major hit YEAH a monster hit YEAHit’s a hit OH YEAH it’s a h...Read Full Lyrics

It’s a catastrophe - it’s total miseryand if I stay in bed the ceiling will fall down on meIt’s ugly - everything is turning uglyBroke and misunderstood the joke of the neigh...Read Full Lyrics

He’ll tell you what you needand you will believe a set of new knivesmade of surgical steelwith his wide smile and shining eyes he’ll winand his flawless behaviourwill make him ...Read Full Lyrics

I was flabbergasted when I saw youa moment went by then I adored youstruck by lightningthere was no mistakingI knew it was love in the makingflabbergasting I would call itIt seemed...Read Full Lyrics

Fatso - you’re eating againyour expanding behindmakes it hard for you to find clothesPizza face - you’re drooling againyour erupting zits scare little kids - yuck!But nothing c...Read Full Lyrics

A space ship landed on my lawn todayyou may find it extremely hard to believebut it actually did happenanyway, a door opened, and out came… a womanwow - she looked like an amazon...Read Full Lyrics

Spoiled and pretentiousspoiled and pretentiousa spoiled and pretentious bratI’m never hungry Tuesday WednesdayI won’t be thirsty Friday SaturdayI’m handsome and healthy humon...Read Full Lyrics

I was extraordinarily brain deadMy dreams came true that afternoonwhen she called me up and saidokay pick me up at six o’clockbe late and you’ll be deadshe really wanted to see...Read Full Lyrics

The fiasco is a fact this timeyes it will put my nameinto the Hollywood hall of shameand everybody talks about the fact I’ve lost my trackand become a megalomaniacYou know what t...Read Full Lyrics

Action heroes like myselfare meant for something bigout of work, yes you heard righta temporary setback indeedgo go go - I’m gonna make it just wait and seego go go - the Schwarz...Read Full Lyrics