The 5 Golden Rules of Space Command Lyrics

Hired a video the other dayBrought it back late and had to payA three dollar overdue fineTo the filthy corporate swineI didn't like it and it showsCould've been worse, I supposeNon...Read Full Lyrics

When you're awayThings never ever are quite the sameNothing is cool, everything is lameIt leaves me with a bitter tasteThere is piss in my WeetbixThere's ear wax all over the JatzT...Read Full Lyrics

Early Ratt was really goodRoxus were misunderstoodI'd canonise the Crue if I couldCock! Rock's! Not! Dead!She's my cherry pieMakes me feel ten feet highBut she sure gives love a ba...Read Full Lyrics

Wasting lifeTrading in my love for lossCurse your heartStab me with your necklace crossBlackened yearsChange my mind from dove to crowEmbrace your fateAnd wait to waste away belowS...Read Full Lyrics

Your condescending smileAnd Lego man hairstyleMake you the darlingOf the brain dead rank and fileBut look out, I'm about to expose your evil little gameRay Martin has a shed full o...Read Full Lyrics

This is the storyOf a guy called BenSix-string visionaryIn a group called Fren-Zal Rhomb, they wereThe greatest in the landThat was of course until Ben did leave the bandJay was ok...Read Full Lyrics

I'd wash the car of an A&R man from PolygramOr mow his lawn while he was on vacationPerform complex oral sex acts upon the staffOf any popular radio stationI... will drop pantsI......Read Full Lyrics

[i]Hi, I'm the Hooter! And I like winning![/i]Oh I wanna be a Gladiator, because I like to winI like to wear tight little pants and hang out at the gymI wanna be a Gladiator really...Read Full Lyrics

Ja nu är det sommar och ölet smakar braBrudarna tjatar, fitta vill vi inte haJa vattnet är varmt och jag är full igenFolköl och fylla, sommarn 95Sommarn är här och brudarnas...Read Full Lyrics

Vårat land skulle funka utan demokratiFör vi vill inte ha något annat än anarkiPolitikerna tvingar oss att bli luradeOch militärer tvingar oss att gå i lumpenVi vill ha anark...Read Full Lyrics