The Waiter Lyrics

I've been workin' on a plan It's been brewin' for years And I'm so close I can taste it Even through all these tears I've been swallowin' my urges I wash it down with my pride A fe...Read Full Lyrics

I know a waitress At Tasty Diner She makes it easy to order food She makes the specials Sound really special She makes it easy to get over you, I think I'm feeling fatter We used ...Read Full Lyrics

$3.95 Too much to pay for this 900-line The ad says there's love over the lines but come on Not when you pay by the minute But I was so blind I can't believe I was sweatin' all nig...Read Full Lyrics

[Chorus:] I hate fashion, I hate it with a passion are you a fashion victim, are you a fashion victim are you a fashion victim, I bet you are. I see them on the video, they're wea...Read Full Lyrics

In Nineteen Sixty Seven the draft caught up with me, Me and my pal Joe went off to war. We might find hero's heaven, but we'd keep the country free. We would surely win just like b...Read Full Lyrics

Standin' on a trap door, there's a hole in the ground. Underneath the door there's a hole and it goes to infinity. Standin' on a dark street, there's a light in the sky. Followin' ...Read Full Lyrics

A step in the right direction, a stitch in time saves nine To me you are perfection, and the love you saved was mine. When I think of all the girls that I've ever kissed And the on...Read Full Lyrics

Black crows in the summer sky. Wheat fields turned to gold. Workers in the blazing sun. Forests in the cold. Farmers in a cabin room. Portraits of your eyes Look at me in painful g...Read Full Lyrics

Have you seen me I just might be your little baby? Have you seen me I'm lookin' at you with grown up eyes? Every milk carton and highway billboard sign says maybe. Have you seen me...Read Full Lyrics

I find you in my arms, this is how it begins and we are so close, like Siamese twins. Though you're separate from me, and we're often apart Still nobody can see, that we're joined ...Read Full Lyrics