The Affidavit Lyrics

"These lyrics are imagined from two viewpoints. The first is God as he sits On his front porch giving his old buddy Lucifer a hard time for Double-crossing him. The other is from t...Read Full Lyrics

In the raining park the chessmen play, The faithful atheists refuse to pray, The steam-works weep, the addicts do not care, Crowd of cold people stand by and stare The garbage eat...Read Full Lyrics

(Fallon, Gaster, Maines, Sult) Could've been a swan on a glassy lake. Could've been a gull in a clipper's Wake. Could've been a ladybug on a windchime, but she was born a dragonfly...Read Full Lyrics

(Fallon, Gaster, Maines, Sult) I'll keep pulling on the towpath. You keep floating on the river. Yeah, until the day is done. Keep on keeping on the low road, Chesapeake and Ohio, ...Read Full Lyrics

They arrive on a sunny day Offering the residents a better way Before you know it you're in line And chanting refrain They reel you in and then they drown you out First they tell ...Read Full Lyrics

All you lasses in Parnassus, swallowing swords Shooting out fire at us heathen hordes I was thinkin' something before I began But then you done cut off both of my hands Now I do my...Read Full Lyrics

First we get some surgery, Lose the kids then our identities. But one thing I know for a fact, Moustache stays right where it's at. Reo Speedwagon, Kansas to Boston. My ankle brace...Read Full Lyrics

(Fallon, Gaster, Maines, Sult) When I talk talk on the C. B. Yeah I scare men. My my tire knockers rock the parking lot quite a lot yeah. Rolled along 40 and roared down 10, Releas...Read Full Lyrics

Peddler of gewgaw gardens in the fog. Nikolai reclines to dream of tarantulas. A cobblestone way shakes a fleeting carriage. It speeds along and drops a package. Blue light escapes...Read Full Lyrics

I see that lantern trimmed low burning in our home. And though I feel like crying, I swear tonight, I'll cry no more. How many times have I prayed That I would get lost along the ...Read Full Lyrics