The Awful Truth Lyrics

(One was Johnny) One was Johnny who lived by himself Two was a rat who jumped on his shelf Three was a cat who chased the rat Four was a dog who came in and sat Five was a turtle ...Read Full Lyrics

There was once a boy named Pierre Who only would say, I don't care! Read his story, my friend, for you'll find At the end that a suitable Moral lies there One day his mother said ...Read Full Lyrics

When everybody Screams and yells Who calms them down? Who rings their bells? When everybody screams and yells The enchanted one That's me When everybody screams and yells, There...Read Full Lyrics

Today our dear friend Chicken soup This very ordinary day Boiled up a pot of Chicken soup And swallowed it away A-lack! A-day! O-woe! Oy-vey! He swallowed it away! Now listen to wh...Read Full Lyrics

In January it's so nice, While slippin' on the slidin' ice To sip hot chicken soup with rice Sippin' once, sippin' twice Sippin' chicken soup with rice In February it will be My ...Read Full Lyrics

In dreams It seems I always see Avenue P As it ought to be In a four-star movie Directed by me And starring, of course, Yours truly, Rosie In this fabulous movie You're all gonna...Read Full Lyrics

Here's where it all began Here's where I heard that beat Here's where I tapped that tap With my natural rhythm feet In my simple humble neighborhood On my simple humble street Her...Read Full Lyrics