The Big Top Lyrics

It was up in the mountains. We had this ceremony every year. We had it and everyone from miles around came in for it. Cousins, aunts, uncles, and the kids. Grandmothers, grandfathe...Read Full Lyrics

Our plan is to drop a lot of odd objects onto your country from the air. And some of these objects will be useful. And some of them will just be odd.Proving that these oddities wer...Read Full Lyrics

A while ago, I had this stiff neck. I couldn’t get it out of this one position. I went to a doctor and he said: I’m afraid this is no stiff neck--I think we’re going to have ...Read Full Lyrics

Hi. How are you? What are you doing? Yeah, I know, it’s kind of noisy here. There’s kind of a party going on. Why don’t you just come over. Just put on your coat and call a c...Read Full Lyrics

A while ago I was camping out in Kentucky. I was sleeping out under this ledge and about three in the morning I woke up. The fire was out but I could see two boots standing a few f...Read Full Lyrics

Over the river and through the woods. Whose woods these are.Long time no see, Long time no see....Read Full Lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen, what you are observing here are magnified examples or facsimiles of human sperm.Generation after generation of these tiny creatures have sacrificed themselves...Read Full Lyrics

A group of American minimal artists were on a goodwill trip to China. Near the end of their visit, they stopped in a remote province where few Americans had ever gone. One of the C...Read Full Lyrics

A stranger came into our town at twilight.He said he had chosen our town out of all the other towns.He said, “Roll out the red carpet.”He said, “I’m the one you have been w...Read Full Lyrics

I came home today and you had rearranged all the furniture.And you had changed your name.And I’d never seen you wear that pin-striped shirt before.And then I realized, I was in t...Read Full Lyrics