The Barman's Fault Lyrics

[Verse 1] It feels like hydration was just the thing found in my youth Because last Tuesday I got a spot of, a spot of bad news A spot of bad news [Verse 2] The next...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] You've got selective hearing No, no, honestly Now I see that I'm just something else Just something else you need Don't you come over here drunk trying to talk...Read Full Lyrics

East London's not a bomb site It is a treasure chest We use our penguin costumes More than our evening dress She said I should come over Though the music's not my type Don't you kn...Read Full Lyrics

Tales of girls and boys and girls and marsupials Tales of girls and boys and girls and marsupials Dododododo... Baba Dododododo.. Wahwahwahwah Baba Dodododo... Tales of girls and ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1: jt Money] Hey yo! Life's a bitch, so why marry one? A nigga in love with a bitch is very dumb The pc is hoe-haters That's the motherfuckin' reason all hoes hate us But I ...Read Full Lyrics

It's the sociopaths that scare me Not the fall of my local bank At least they're only burning money And they won't be laughing as they're chopping off my hands One day I'll l...Read Full Lyrics

My teeth have never looked quite this yellow And my body never quite this fat I'd pay well over the odds Just to have some teenage abandon back I hit the ice on the 5th of Jan and ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] You've gotta see there's something wrong Your hair's falling and you're barely 21 We trudged through winter and spring for this Not much we can do but to give...Read Full Lyrics

It all started on the school bus, You were 9 and I was 10, Remember you had a Walkman, All I had was a middle part and a pen Oh sweet Louise, Whatever happened to her? Then is al...Read Full Lyrics

Another magical Friday night I think I'll sit this one at home Unusual for me I know, but please go ahead I don't want to be the blinking rabbit to your wildebeest The jaded lo...Read Full Lyrics