The Benefactors Lyrics

"You must choose between me and your cigar." -- BREACH OF PROMISE CASE, CIRCA 1885. Open the old cigar-box, get me a Cuba stout, For things are running crossways, and Maggie...Read Full Lyrics

The miracle of our land's speech--so known And long received, none marvel when 'tis shown! We have such wealth as Rome at her most pride Had not or (having) scattered not so w...Read Full Lyrics

Mat. Prior Petrolio, vaunting his Mercedes' power, Vows she can cover eighty miles an hour. I tried the car of old and know she can. But dare he ever make her? Ask his man!...Read Full Lyrics

1913 These are our regulations -- There's just one law for the Scout And the first and the last, and the present and the past, And the future and the perfect is "Look out!"...Read Full Lyrics

For things we never mention, For Art misunderstood -- For excellent intention That did not turn to good; From ancient tales' renewing, From clouds we would not clear -- Beyon...Read Full Lyrics

In the daytime, when she moved about me, In the night, when she was sleeping at my side, -- I was wearied, I was wearied of her presence. Day by day and night by night I grew to...Read Full Lyrics

One grief on me is laid Each day of every year, Wherein no soul can aid, Whereof no soul can hear: Whereto no end is seen Except to grieve again-- Ah, Mary Magdalene, Where ...Read Full Lyrics

C. F. Rhodes, buried in the Matoppos, April 10, 1902 When that great Kings return to clay, Or Emperors in their pride, Grief of a day shall fill a day, Because its creature...Read Full Lyrics

There was never a Queen like Balkis, From here to the wide world's end; But Balkis talked to a butterfly As you would talk to a friend. There was never a King like Solomon N...Read Full Lyrics

The Camel's hump is an ugly lump Which well you may see at the Zoo; But uglier yet is the hump we get From having too little to do. Kiddies and grown-ups too-oo-oo, If we ha...Read Full Lyrics