The Birth of Uncool Lyrics

Reality used to be a friend of mineReality used to be a friend of mineReality used to be a friend of mineReality used to be a friend of mineIf you watch Reality;Got your crotch on ...Read Full Lyrics

Where is our love? Where is love? Where is our love?Where is our love? Where is love? Where is our love?Someone's left their lights on in the car park of love.Like silent photosynt...Read Full Lyrics

LoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveWho you're gonna love?Love the one you’re withWho you're gonna love?Love the one you’re withWho you're gonna love?Love the one you’re withAnd ...Read Full Lyrics

When everyone is everyoneElse’s C.E.O.;When schools have only principals;When reapers never sow;When bridges build by mere decreeOf architectural plan;When courts of judging crim...Read Full Lyrics

Had the new pill? Not G.B.H!D'n'M, man! I'm off my face!Learning and thought - that's L & TIt's the new rock, not R & B!It's like:Ooh-bucka-whucka-roochie-smoochie-bing-tang – ye...Read Full Lyrics

I’m a cyber-terrorist -Just how cool is that!?I’m gonna take on the World BankAnd knock the bastard flat.The broadband is my minefield!The command prompt my gun!The fact is Iâ€...Read Full Lyrics

Woo-hoo-hooWoo-hoo-hooWoo-hoo-hooWoo-hoo-hoo"This is my home", said Charlie 'Bird' Parker, whilst he was injecting heroinAnd tonight Harry's practice visits the home of Charlie 'Bi...Read Full Lyrics

Neck it, Neck it,Neck it, Neck it,N..N..Neck it, Neck it,Neck it, Neck it,Ne...ck it, Ne.....ck itHaving children's noble, but boy, are they a boreMaking art is special, but fuck, ...Read Full Lyrics

T I S M A R ETISM are shitTISM are shitT I S M A R ETISM are shitI am shitT I S M A R ETISM are shitLife is shitT I S M A R ETISM are shitAnd what of it?I like TISMI like TISMT I S...Read Full Lyrics