The Birthday Present Lyrics

Steve, little Bucky Herdman, Pat O'Boyle, and meDrank two cases of beer one night; the VW hit a tree.Bucky wound up in the emergency room; this was sixty-four or five.Well, I hear ...Read Full Lyrics

I've been waiting for you to come through that door, dearYour whereabouts tonight I do not knowThe house is nice and clean, the wineglasses they gleamThe candles on the table cast ...Read Full Lyrics

Well it stumbles and it falls off of almost every tongue Give a listen and you'll hear It's workin like a landmine in almost every sentence It's an assault to my mind's ear Yeah i...Read Full Lyrics

The only time I've seen you was about a year agoI was afraid to hold you but I wanted you to knowI touched your tiny perfect hand before I went uptownI didn't pick you up because I...Read Full Lyrics

Dearest daddy, with your songsDo you hope to right your wrongs?Can't undo what has been doneTo all your daughters and your sonThe facts are in and we have foundThat basically you'r...Read Full Lyrics

There's been a brand new breakthroughThough they're not sure what it meansWe used to blame our parentsNow we can pin it on our genesHey and I'm not talking 501'sI don't mean no pai...Read Full Lyrics

I'm like my daddy I'm much the sameHe loved to play that cheatin' gameTakin' my mother for a rideAlways havin' something on the sideAfter some scotches, some wine and some beersDad...Read Full Lyrics

I suppose that I could love youThough my mind tells me; "No way"It says "Screw it, you've been through it"It's not worth the price you payThan it reminds me of the last timeEach go...Read Full Lyrics

Emmanuel Zucchini SeniorThe Human CannonballDied in Sarasota MondayEighty-four was allFrom Italy in Thirty-fourJohn Ringling brought him hereBroken neck in Fifty-oneEnded his caree...Read Full Lyrics

Dreaming of you and your eyes of blueI've loved you forever it seemsI had longed for you dear wanted you nearYou are the girl of my dreamsAlthough I have met you just nowI'd tell y...Read Full Lyrics