The Bitch Song Lyrics

8 o'clock Monday Night 'n I'm waitin' To fin'lly talk to a girl a Lil cooler than me Her name is Nona she's a Rocker with a Nose ring She wears a two-way and I'm not quite sure wha...Read Full Lyrics

I met her just today But i've seen her before Now i sit beside her She told me her name I said that's my favorite song And she said she's never heard it She broke my train of thou...Read Full Lyrics

Pinch my arm because I'm dreamin' Better get me out of here Once again my head is screamin' Gotta get her off my mind She's stayin' And I'm prayin' That she doesn't know what's on...Read Full Lyrics

I walked the whole nine yards Across town and missed the boat I gave your diamond ring To the ruff part of the sea I left a pocket full of sunshine In my other jeans An...Read Full Lyrics

This is the song that reminds me of my trucker hat That I used to wear not to block out the sun With a john deere logo and a stain on the back From where you laid me out flat one l...Read Full Lyrics

It’s so hard to figure out Which way to turn There’s no going back now All your bridges burned The stars are gonna shine on you If you can get through the day Storm clouds all ...Read Full Lyrics

I always thought my movie Would be a comedy Not quite the tragedy that it's become More slapstick than chickflick More Caddyshack than Breakfast At Tiffany's So, thank me at the po...Read Full Lyrics

I wanna wake up in your arms I wanna set off your alarm I wanna break into your car And I wanna take out your back seat The one where you told me everything I thought I always want...Read Full Lyrics

She got a valentine from Gary I opened it up it said, "Would you please be mine." I gave her flowers and some candy She opened them up and said, "You're trying to Make me fat." [C...Read Full Lyrics

I've been sitting feeling sorry for me. Since a week ago last week. I guess maybe I should change my clothes And wash the lipstick off my cheek. I can't explain how all this...Read Full Lyrics