The Blank Husband Epidemic Lyrics

If you're feeling old and grey And the pallet in your hand is Auntie Lime Remember to curve your virginity Little Chinese titty If you look for Rick the Third And acknowledge that...Read Full Lyrics

Sundays were made for strolls through the park Though before today she'd always gone alone Now the sun shines down all around them Cause Natalie's not alone she's not alone On Frid...Read Full Lyrics

Isn't it nice living out in the country? It's so nice for us to have a place Off in our own space with no one to mind There's Old Cranky the elderly lady next door Who accuses us ...Read Full Lyrics

Kissing in the grass smiling to say "oh golly gee I think you're dreamy" Learning so much that way I do tend to believe There's precious little that could amount to more Then kissi...Read Full Lyrics

If you have any flaws we haven't noticed them There is nothing at all you are lacking in Louis Kabu We are looking at you and we see an August gentleman Miss Birdy concurs and she'...Read Full Lyrics

Nothing, we're doing nothing Just sitting and wondering why nothing's happening Everyone was there in a wooden chair doing nothing Still doing nothing, drinking smoking Nothing's h...Read Full Lyrics

Old people in the cemetery What must they be thinking of? Must be frightening must be scary To visit the grave of a close friend Who was the same age as you when they died There's...Read Full Lyrics

I love to sleep I love my bed Cause it brings strange dreams to me And life's much better when I'm asleep I can see anything don't Have to worry about anything I know you love to s...Read Full Lyrics

Predictably sulking Sara wears a scowl on her face Which no attempt at cheering can erase Look at her face so sad Consistently mopey Murrey worries his thong Will be replaced by th...Read Full Lyrics

Emily do you think it's safe to guess That you'll be different from the rest Emily I don't know if you're truly make believe But my mind is open to you anyhow Oh someday I will say...Read Full Lyrics