The Bottle Never Lets Me Down Lyrics

[Verse 1] We can't win for losin' Fightin' every step of the way Battles we shouldn't be choosin' Prices too high for us to pay Nobody told me it's like this out here [Chor...Read Full Lyrics

Why don't you go ahead and grab your shovel Finish that beer and grab another Get your ass outside and dig a hole? Oh, big enough for little old me Two foot wide by three foot ...Read Full Lyrics

Sure wish I could forgive you as quickly As it seems you can forget me But I got this feelin’ it’ll take me some time There’s only one thing to do and that’s to drink yo...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Well I saw the way she looked at you Back when you were mine I recall I had seen that look before too Should've taken it then as a sign Should've taken it then as a ...Read Full Lyrics

It was brown and it had raisins And we flushed it for those reasons This is a poop song... This is a poop song. I was walking to the mall And I had to make a poop This is a poop...Read Full Lyrics

Can you blow your nose? Can you tie your own shoe? If you had Velcro once would you even know what to do? When you make a doody is it in your pants Or trousers as you sit in the d...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] I been waitin' 'round here for too long Hopin' love would find a way Wishin' you were good for me And that time would surely prove me wrong [Verse 2] I been askin...Read Full Lyrics

I love you more than bears love honey I love you more than Jews love money I love you more than Asians are good at math I love you even if it's not hip I love you more than black p...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] I'm waking up inside, reflection surrounding Taking what we want, feel my heart, yeah it's pounding Truth over mountains, best believe we climb it Overestimated all m...Read Full Lyrics

Girl I'll see you in my dreams Kinda twisted reality So much more than what it seems (yeah I) Had you begging on your knees This ain't a damn talk show Pulling on my sleeves ...Read Full Lyrics