The Brady Bunch Lyrics

We all used to call him Jimmy the Geek He was a dumb-lookin', scrawny, little four-eyed freak He never used to hang around with the guys He'd just sit in the corner, attractin' the...Read Full Lyrics

They tell us that we lost our tails Evolving up from little snails I say it's all just wind and sails Are we not men, we are Devo Are we not men, D E V O Smoke on the water And fi...Read Full Lyrics

Coming this Christmas to a theater near you The most horrifying film to hit the screen There's a homicidal maniac who finds a cub scout troop And he hacks up two or three in every ...Read Full Lyrics

I need a vegematic! I need a pocket fisherman! I need a handy appliance That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell! (Operators are standing by. How does that make yo...Read Full Lyrics

There's a sale on our gabardine suits today They're all thirty percent off from yesterday There's Fortrel polyester, leather, wool and tweed Just a Visa or MasterCard is all you ne...Read Full Lyrics

Gonna buy me a condo Gonna buy me a Cuisinart Get a wall-to-wall carpeting Get a wallet full 'o credit cards I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn I gonna get me da T-s...Read Full Lyrics

Fat and weak, what a disgrace. Guess the champ got too lazy. Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space. Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain. But he's no bum, he wo...Read Full Lyrics