The Burden of Being Wonderful Lyrics

The heart is cool It's a magnificent machine and it don't have a brain but it thinks that you're being too mean And it don't have legs, which is sad 'Cause it can't run away when ...Read Full Lyrics

Big Vagina Syndrome is becoming a common disease Ladies that have this affliction are never easy to please If you poke someone with B.V.S. there's not much you can do It's like fil...Read Full Lyrics

Your beauty is deeper than the sea But you're still working on your abc's When you're with me and you speak your mind I'm afraid of what my friends might find Because you're beau...Read Full Lyrics

If I was the King I would get myself a bitchin' crown And I'd make all the bitches call me Sir Michael Starr I'd have a castle and a bitchin' throne And at night I'd go in the town...Read Full Lyrics

Every girl in the world has feminine needs Every day of the month a vagina bleeds Every man has balls filled with his seed Seeking out every hole is vagina greed She didn't want t...Read Full Lyrics

Maybe I am crazy Maybe I'm confused Maybe I've misconstrued Maybe be I... Love you Maybe I am dreaming Maybe I am doomed Maybe I'm destitute Maybe I... Love you Oh... Maybe I'll ...Read Full Lyrics

Everyone, everyday Looking for some Along the way Sometimes you wonder why It seems love just passes by Sometimes you wonder when Love will pass your way again Anytime, anywhere Y...Read Full Lyrics

These immoral questions Trial of faith That we go through The fuel of our oppressions Is the fuel of freedom too Oooh Oooh Oooh These immoral questions What on earth Are we to do...Read Full Lyrics

I often wonder Is it so All I am holding Wants let go How could I manage I don't know I often question Is it so Life's contradictions Tend to grow Spawning the choices And the woe...Read Full Lyrics

All of your body All of your mind All your affection All of the time All of the comfort All of the ache All of the giving All of the take Every ounce of you And you love Oh, is a...Read Full Lyrics