The Car Thief Lyrics

Please, please, oh pleaseWon't you help mePlease help meWon't you help meThere's something that I needI once made friendsWith an otherA brotherAnd a rudderA lover of my needsWe fou...Read Full Lyrics

Mickey Macaroni hardly ever eats meatMickey Macaroni doesn't even eat sweetsMickey Macaroni never never eats beetsMickey Macaroni knows exactly what to eatMy hospital room isSmelli...Read Full Lyrics

Leave me aloneI'm on the phoneI wish you'd onlyLeave me aloneTripping over Rover, he landed in cloverWith bees stinging his face and his handsRunning back inside, he attempted to h...Read Full Lyrics

Their eyes are big and sweetWhen they eatI don't know whyWhy can't I be a cow, anyhow?Cows never cryMy heart was broken, brokenCows are so open, openBroken, Broken, BrokenIt was br...Read Full Lyrics

She's a coon-ass cutieWith a brown-stained soleFrom stompin' dem roachesFlying by low low lowLow flying cockroaches three inches long,Bare-footed coon-asses steppa dem onThree inch...Read Full Lyrics

Some say the song of a crow is a crySome say the cry of a crow is a lieI wonder what it's like to be one of themDo they get jealous?Are some blackerAnd therefore creators of envy a...Read Full Lyrics

Boys from home forget to phoneAnd love is like a loanDepending on the bendingAnd the mending of a moanMelon Collie Lassie knows the needs of new who comeTo see the Zuider Zee and t...Read Full Lyrics

There's a hole in the sidewalk Where there used to be a pay phone Next to a nicotine tar pit That keeps spitting out the bare bones Of the panthers and the playboys Who used to ru...Read Full Lyrics

Hope you're listening when you're drivingHope you're listening at allYou should play me like a partyHope you take the fallYou'll never see me againNow that I know where you've been...Read Full Lyrics

I think it's funny how we turn around at nightI think it's crazy when you leave me out of sightYou say that your home's far away, and it's not rightTo stay together and sleep all t...Read Full Lyrics