The Cap'm Lyrics

The famous person wears the same size water skis as me Shes got three cars, as many years Ive lived in this city Her hair is blond and mine is brown, they both start with a b But w...Read Full Lyrics

I got handed an Ayn Rand sandwich Straight from the can, it tasted so bland I asked a lass to pass me a glass Of Engels' Conditions of the Working Class Right away they dragged...Read Full Lyrics

The day Marvin Gaye and Phil Ochs got married The trees all waved their giant arms And happiness bled from every streetcorner And biplanes bombed with fluffy pillows The day Marvi...Read Full Lyrics

Hey Who's that playing Hey The guitar? Is it Jim? I don't know Is it Jim? I don't know In the spaceship, the silver space ship, the lion takes control In the spaceship, the silve...Read Full Lyrics

My friends don't understand why I spend my days by the phone But my friends they don't understand The power of They Might Be Giants Dial-a-Song And your call is next!...Read Full Lyrics

There's a house at the top of a tree There's a house at the top of a tree In the house there's a room In the room there's a chair And sitting in the chair is you There's a nose at...Read Full Lyrics

Sun's up, I hit the floor Shoes tied, I'm out the door Is this a clean shirt? I think it was one yesterday Free day, I'm on the phone No plans, I got the cell on I call my boys up...Read Full Lyrics

We've been driving around From one end of this town to the other and back But no one's ever seen us (No one's ever seen us) Driving our Econoline van (And no one's ever heard of ou...Read Full Lyrics

Oh look out now Just between the shoulders Here it comes -- the spine Oh look out now Just between your shoulders The spine surfs alone Good times Oh look out now Just between y...Read Full Lyrics

Driving home from my meth lab Realized something had changed Looked in the sky Saw with my eye The moon was following me Where's the shadow government when you need it? Where's th...Read Full Lyrics