The Celebutard Chronicles Lyrics

Ain't nothing worth watching on the TV today, And I can't stand working, and there ain't no shade. Prayer is for weaklings. I'm banking n luck, This city, my looks, and not givi...Read Full Lyrics

Tonight the captain's dreams are badSearching for a dim and distant shoreAmidst the sluts, the drifters and the thievesHe doesn't dream of landing anymoreDrowning in these tumblers...Read Full Lyrics

For some reason This greasy dead season's running circles around meCan you feel it now?Come on and feel it nowI'm like a log in the fireAnd shit, I don't know what to believeCan yo...Read Full Lyrics

The first time I saw you, you worked selling hot dogsAnd stealing your mom's VCRYou sold your Nintendo for a shitty drum setThat you sold for a shittier carI remember you hitting y...Read Full Lyrics

Slit my throat from ear to earAnd drink my blood like wineI ain't afraid of living boyAnd I ain't afraid to dieI ain't no goddamn vampireAnd I ain't leaking tearsIt's not about the...Read Full Lyrics

You turned up your fucking TVAnd you don't listen to the radioYou're looking really great to meYou're blasting like a megaphoneYou drink the right amounts of waterAnd get the prote...Read Full Lyrics

This road bubbles in the heatChopping rocks, the only cracker that mine eyes can seeThese rails have run me out of town and shipped me down the lineWhat once was "mine is yours" is...Read Full Lyrics