The Chainsaw Buffet Lyrics

Was it already there in the womb? Were we pulled out way too soon? Were we quiet too long? Were we too small? Or were we dropped on the floor? Could it be something we ate? Did th...Read Full Lyrics

She lures you in with intention Looks like the girl next door But it's blood and sticky floors That really turn her on She's got a body to die for You touch it and you will She's ...Read Full Lyrics

Now beware the streets tonight Lay low 'till the sunrise The undead casanova's hunt for love (You may) Lock the doors, drop the blinds Keep quiet and stay inside But nothing hel...Read Full Lyrics

You think they are all dead, But it's all in your head, The zombies never left, They're just a bit faded. There's no way you can win, They're on a mission to sin, They're the rock...Read Full Lyrics

I met Mr. Death this morning He offered me a ride I said I think I'm not quite ready yet To travel by your side Practice what you preach Then said the count of shadowlands It doesn...Read Full Lyrics

Do you hear the rumble of fear in the distance? Louder than thunder, extreme absurd Your shock can not overcome resistance Drown the elite of the underworld [Chorus:] We are here!...Read Full Lyrics

You know you saw them but no-one ever listens They'll be long gone by the time the sun has risen You feel 'em lurking, hear 'em howling in the shadows Wreaking haboc on your perfe...Read Full Lyrics

Slither into your garden I got an apple waiting for a bite I lick my chops until the hammer drops You know that it just might I'm gonna spiral up higher Wriggle up in the air It's...Read Full Lyrics

Some want it soft Some want it hard Some like it Slow Some like it fast as the shark You hate it Every single way You really need no room to play You Make it so damn hard to stay ...Read Full Lyrics

Screaming, out their bloody lungs Ruining their beautiful young voices Steaming hot, horny licking tongues Making all those terribly wrong choices All you little children have gon...Read Full Lyrics