The Cheque's In The Post Lyrics

I was born with the charm of innocence On my back like a cross Thorns upon my forehead Round my neck I wore it Sometimes a rabbit's claw Sometimes an albatross It began at ...Read Full Lyrics

The day the circus came to town We lined the streets from Leith To beyond belief The day the circus came to town The wind was light to moderate And there was fog on higher ground ...Read Full Lyrics

The pupil is twelve, attractive withdrawn In a midnight blue school uniform Lips just a little too full for her face Distant eyes full of space In her posture no trace of coque...Read Full Lyrics

Am a kind of Lady of Shalott Behind a drawbridge, portcullis and a moat I glide like a ghost in my boat The white swan nobody can own Why do they all try to kiss me? Why do ...Read Full Lyrics

I love women but I'm thinking of giving in I love women but what's the point of arguing With the men from boarding schools and building sites Who've told me I'm a homosexual all my...Read Full Lyrics

When I was a little whippersnapper of a boy just 19 Years of age And I happened to stain the sheets on the bed or I Happened to misbehave The stains were lovingly washed away in a ...Read Full Lyrics

Walter Carlos no longer exists He's in Elysium But let us imagine him in our space-time continuum. Walter Carlos! International transsexual composer of that glorious Epoch, The h...Read Full Lyrics

Madness! Well they're spying on me from the tape recorders All the people say I'm out of order I've been sent to Earth from outer space As a warning to the human race Well the dog...Read Full Lyrics

She's fabulous She's so ludicrous She's so dangerous Your fat friend She's intelligent An experiment She's an elephant Your fat friend Will you run away with me? Let's...Read Full Lyrics

Death will be unlike the night-times when we lie awake Thinking of death Death will be unlike the Spanish maracas that rattle Inside your last breath Death will be unlike the Mexic...Read Full Lyrics