The Choice Is Yours Lyrics

"A" is for "Apple" "B" is for "Balloons" "C" is for "Crayons" "D" is for "Drum" Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell One thousand nine hundred and seventy-two That's the year...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Playing star again on a steel horse I ride anywhere I roam With my eye on filling my palm With a titty from a city where I'm strumming a song Poorly but surely the...Read Full Lyrics

My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me Lefty? Yeah but that was alright She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] I'm quite the sped, I never shred Not cool (Not cool) But my bros all call me Itch (With the silent B) But that spells Bitch (Fits you perfectly) Chaz Bono dickba...Read Full Lyrics

Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby Dog will hunt I'm the front end loader Travoltin' over So try my slam on for size Drive stick with that kung-fu grip Let the banana split and Watch...Read Full Lyrics

Who's the knuckleheads? We are the knuckleheads Who's the knuckleheads? We are the knuckleheads Who's the knuckleheads? We are the knuckleheads Who's the knuckleheads? We're the kn...Read Full Lyrics

[Vocals: Jimmy Pop] Hold up, how do I look? Fucked up like Bobby Brown's cheque book Ozzy Osbourne stopped doing Mai-Tai-Chi The type that made Diddy lose his P Where we are...Read Full Lyrics

Why is everybody always pickin' on me? The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca The doctor said s...Read Full Lyrics

Yea well I sing like an amputee though Why? Cause can't hold a note can't cary a tune Knock knock Mr. Rogers it's Mr. Mcfeelie I've brought you a letter speedy delivery Well Mr. M...Read Full Lyrics

Are those num-chucks in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Let me take you back to the day that I met my China girl When I landed a 'Pam' like on the San Fran Real World I...Read Full Lyrics