The Clampetts Go To Maui Lyrics

Well I went out last friday night with lil Mary Anne She said please stay til mornin and she grabbed me by the can She layed a big one on me, woo, suprised me with her tongue But h...Read Full Lyrics

Elf: woooo somebody done been to the Walmart Jeff: Man this is just the stuff I got for Christmas Elf: Well you cleaned up watcha get? Jeff: 5 flannel shirts, 4 big mud ti...Read Full Lyrics

Somebody done gone to the Walmart Man this the stuff I got for christmas Well you cleaned up what ya get 5 flannel shirts 4 big mud tires 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin' dogs And some p...Read Full Lyrics

Greetings y’all And welcome all you danged foreigners from other nations Dear Lord be with our guests and prepare them For the butt whopping they are about to receive The Olympi...Read Full Lyrics

Hi I'm Jeff Foxworthy and I have got a wonderful woman that I am totally committed to Always figured if something was worth doing it was worth doing right You ever see those dead p...Read Full Lyrics

Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer, The beer had gone flat and the pizza was staler, The tube socks hung empty, no candies or toys, I was camped out on my o...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 2] Little man you're cryin' I know why you're blue Someone took your kiddy-car away Better go to sleep now Little man you've had a busy day [Verse 2] Johnny w...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Could have come through anytime Cold lonely, puritan What are you fighting for? It's not my security [Chorus] It's just an old war Not even a cold war Don...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Don't worry 'bout me I'll get along Forget about me Just be happy my love Let's say that our little show is over And so the story ends Why not call it a da...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Make someone happy Make just one someone happy Make just one heart the heart you sing to One smile that cheers you One face that lights when it nears you On...Read Full Lyrics