The Continuing Saga of the Classic Bummer... Lyrics

If I took a rollin' wheelAnd rolled it ten times roundWould it travel far from hereOr would it just go roundRound and Round As a young boy I helped the old manWorkin' in the fields...Read Full Lyrics

Spoken: This song was first by Ray Wylie HubbardSung: He was born in Oklahoma,His wife's name is Betty Lou Thelma LizHe's not responsible for what he's doingCause his mother made h...Read Full Lyrics

Now I'm wanted down in Costa RicaI'm wanted on Ambergris CayeI'm wanted back in Austin TexasI'm wanted down in New OrleansYes, I'm wanted back across the borderBut they're never go...Read Full Lyrics

Caroline,I hope you’re doing fineCarolineYou’ll feel better all the timeI know it can be difficultBut you’re always on my mind, CarolineCaroline,I know you must (be) afraidCa...Read Full Lyrics

Ten gallon ascots and booze on your shirtI'll come to dinner and fight off the flirtsI know I know of wash away weekendsThey leave me cold so cold so cold...Your hats they longOf r...Read Full Lyrics

[Spoken]: I have personally won over...[Sung]Aah...Looking like a muscle manYou pull that bongo drumSmiling while, you honey childGive me your hon-You done my brain inWhoa!You done...Read Full Lyrics

[Spoken]: Life's like that, isn't it. Only the other day, I was walking in the West End, when suddenly I was set upon by hordes of fans and admirers who wanted to... touch my toes....Read Full Lyrics

I had a lot of acne and pimplesI had to stay at homeEventually no-one came near meAll I had was my combAnd when it came to girlsThe other guysSeem to have all the luckUntil one day...Read Full Lyrics

Rockaliser babyRockin' round the townDon't you realise, my friendYou're bringing everybody down?Rockaliser babyWhat's goin' on?Don't you realise, my friendYou're doing everybody wr...Read Full Lyrics

Toss up So you'll fall asleep Cooked you dinner But you would not eat Your sharp mouth forgets when you swore God damn, you wouldn't do it again But I Bend back With an eye For lov...Read Full Lyrics