The Creature from the Tub Lyrics

I once had a girlOr should I sayShe once had me?She showed me her roomIsn't it goodNorwegian wood?She asked me to stay and she told me to sit anywhereSo I looked around and I notic...Read Full Lyrics

When I was a young thing I swore a MustangWould be my ticket to the great unknownYeah, I could see me hanging out with royaltyLa dulce vida down in Monaco(But sittin' here) Parked ...Read Full Lyrics

Good evening officer - how ya doin'Ain't it a mighty fine nightWhat's that you're saying'I didn't quite catch itClocked me at 95?What's that you got there - a breathalizer?Say I wa...Read Full Lyrics

You think you got me where you want me nowThat I won't be able, boy, to help myself somehowI must admit you got the perfect movesYou play the game like you just don't ever loseTher...Read Full Lyrics

Whenever I want you around, yeah All I gotta do Is call you on the phone And you'll come running home, yeah That's all I gotta do. And when I, I wanna kiss you, yeah All I gotta d...Read Full Lyrics

Let's just say it's rainingAnd you duck in where it's dryAnd we start a conversationWhile the storm is rolling byDo you think that you could fall in love with meHypothetically?And ...Read Full Lyrics

I heard me a sermonetteHave you heard it yet?With that soulful messageThat you won't soon forgetIt tells about real true lovePeople lost sight ofThrough their sinful livin'And scor...Read Full Lyrics

Way back in my childhood,I heard a story so trueOf a funny bunny stealin' some root from a guy that he knew.His mamma got worriedShe told the bunny one dayBetter watch for the farm...Read Full Lyrics

Plenty of blueMidnight indigo is blueThe only blue I ever knowWhat dear brother to show, midnight indigoSoft warm blue glowThat's my midnight indigoEvery night at midnight, I get f...Read Full Lyrics

My wife got tired of me runnin 'roundSo she tried to keep me homeWell, she broke my nose and hid my clothesBut I continued to roamThen she finally hit my weak spotThreatened to thr...Read Full Lyrics