OK, now, many years ago, I wrote a song called "A Boy Named Sue",
And, that was OK and everything except, then I started to think about it, and I thought, It is unfair.
I am, I am...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Now you have got to talk to your plants.
Now this is a lullaby for people who talk to their plants.
Goodnight little house plant asleep on the sill
I'll shut the shades so you do...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Never bite a married woman on the thigh
'Cause she just can't rub it off, no matter how she'll try.
And when she gets home at night, her man will ask her why
Then she'll say it's j...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Everybody says I'm paranoidThey all think I'm crazyThey all smile to my faceBut they'd like to see me die.They put poison in my coffee.They put ground glass in my oatmeal.The put s...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
(I'll tell you a story of silly young king
Who played with the world at the end of a string
But he only loved one single thing and that was just a peanut butter sandwich)
Now his ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
There was a group called called Scum of the Earth
And they say they got their birth
In a basement bar on Greek Street down in Soho.
The bass man he smoked grass,
And the drummer he...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Oh, they won't let us show it at the beach.
No, they won't let us show it at the beach.
They think we're gonna grab it if it gets within our reach.
And they won't let us show it at...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Someone ate the baby
It's rather sad to say
Someone ate the baby
So she won't be out to play
We'll never hear her whiny cry
Or have to feel if she is dry
We'll never hear her aski...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
(Spoken Intro: Speaking of legends and tale tales, there's a big 'un going around 'bout the guy that writes a few songs and grabs his guitar and jumps on a bus and goes to Nashvill...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
"This next song is dedicated to all the cop outs in the world. My friends mostly, including me."
It was Sat night at the slammer
The gavel was falling like a hammer
As they dragge...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein