The Doubter's Glass Lyrics

Suddenly a woman leaves me - I've got no job - a machine relieved me Suddenly I've lost my piece of pie I'm now in mourning and I wear all blue That's the color you wear when the d...Read Full Lyrics

I haven't seen you since the big burn Now you look like a Boston fern We had a pig roast with the earth and it spun on its axis like a pig on a spit The older you get - the younge...Read Full Lyrics

He says that he's an honest man Taxes not included He's pinstriped and naturally tan Tan from all of the shine he's running under your noses He says that he's a moral man It's eas...Read Full Lyrics

I've leaned too hard on my crutches Wherever I walk I'm as easy to stalk as a scrapper without the punches And it tastes just like it smells From the first bite I could tell the ca...Read Full Lyrics

As the page gets wider this song gets longer As the burden gets lighter the man become able There's a hole in my pocket Elijah - Elijah A hole in my shoe - my skin hits the grou...Read Full Lyrics

Dear Mr. Good I'm writing to tell you about my child He's in the fifth grade and very dangerous He thinks he's smarter than you and I and everybody else So play him as a Maestro w...Read Full Lyrics

I just finished putting my seventh drink away A week now since her death and a drink for every day Soon it will be fifty and I won't be worrying about ulcers No longer do I dream ...Read Full Lyrics