The Duchess and the Cougar Lyrics

I’ll wash my hands with your blood just before I dine tonight. Sometimes when I’m with you I want to stab you in the heart, just like Rudy from monster squad when he’s fighti...Read Full Lyrics

Hey! You want some universal truths like"In your heart, you know we're right"You faked your death in a game of charadesSo you know how to get me hotWe get by on four hours sleep a ...Read Full Lyrics

No, but you’re wrong. For so god damn long. I’ve been waiting for service. Adorable…this place is adorable, but far too expensive. I propose retirement. What, no lime? No cut...Read Full Lyrics

Not once did I preach the very words you sought. Of course this comes to you as a shock. To be honest, I wouldn’t crush your pretty toenails into a thousand pieces. If so, this w...Read Full Lyrics

I remember when you and I used to be inseparable, kind of like Ben Affleck and Liv Tyler in that one movie. What happened? Where’s the buzz I used to get from drinking you? Look ...Read Full Lyrics

This fucking city is run by pigsThey take the rights away from all the kidsUnderstand, we're fighting a war we can't winThey hate us, we hate them, we can't win - no way!Walk down ...Read Full Lyrics

Hallelujah, the bugle callCan it make me feel tall?Bang your head to your favorite songIt's very mechanicalHallelujah, the oom-pah-pahCan it force me to waltz?Bang your head to you...Read Full Lyrics

"All men are evil except my boyfriend"Said the sound of the spectacleI read it in a fanzineIt wasn't even in a big dumb glossy magazineEverything, everything, everything we ever sa...Read Full Lyrics

You pretend that it's alright to wait up half the nightHe can't be bothered to phone, you spend another night aloneI'm not trying to make you mad or act like your dadIt's time that...Read Full Lyrics

I swear I've seen it all beforeI swear this vice that you adore will be your endMy words are falling on deaf earsAs they always have for far too many yearsAnd I say,You deviate fro...Read Full Lyrics