The Etiquette Song Lyrics

Yakko: There once was a man His name was Magellan A Portuguese skipper The girls found him cute He sailed with five ships To find the East I...Read Full Lyrics

Yakko: There's a word in every language A word that you should know A word that means you're friendly A word used high and low. Though the way to say it varies Most everywhere you ...Read Full Lyrics

One Monday morning, I got up late And there were these monkeys, outside ze gate Ze guard went to stop them but he had no luck The monkeys got free and they ran amok I don't know wh...Read Full Lyrics

Yakko: In Hollywood they have a different language that they speak It's spoken by those folks who went to school for just one week Dot: It's found inside Variety, a magazine they u...Read Full Lyrics

It's time to tour the planets that make up our solar system - come on! The closest to the sun is the planet Mercury Next the shouded planet venus Is as covered as can be The Ear...Read Full Lyrics

Y: Heigh ho! Do you know, The names of the us Residents Who then became the Presidents And got a view from the White House loo Of Pennsylvania Avenue George Washington was the firs...Read Full Lyrics

Yakko: The sense of sight Is what guides us right When we go out on walks. Wakko: The sense of smell's The way you tell That you need to change your socks. Dot: The sense of touch ...Read Full Lyrics

Yakko: Hey, look at this store! Wakko: There's movies galore! Dot: We've seen 'em a thousand times over before Yw+D: And that's why our brains don't work anymore! Yakko: "The Play...Read Full Lyrics

Wakko: Maybe we are dogs Cute little dogs with ears Woof woof! (pant) And little tails that we can wag Hey! Let's go fetch his slippers and play tag! Drsns: Hey, get off of me! Do...Read Full Lyrics

You shatter the ground with your own dead life! All your dreams rot, watch them die! Why do you do this, why are you dead? All you, billions, no tears to shed! All the forlornn...Read Full Lyrics