The Evil Boffins Lyrics

Verse 1 Ha, ha, ho, ho, tee, he, he! I like laughing, can’t you see? Let’s all laugh and play a game. What, do you think, is my first name?Chorus I’m not called Gina, or L...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 Who’s a whizz with scissors and a staple-gun? Who will always get the impossible done? Who can liven up the dullest wall And finish in no time at all, Laughing of...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 For some it’s all the family dropping by, For others it’s a freshly-baked mince pie. For some it’s hearing champagne corks go pop, For others it’s a great excuse t...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 Legend tells of a mythical age, Cloaked in a fog of confusion, When little scamps who couldn’t behave Were sure of a clip round the ear! But if you stepped too far out of...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 My Dad’s faster than your dad, He’s a man who’s in his prime. He’ll set such a pace in the parents’ race, And he’ll win it in record time! ’Cause he is on a m...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 Hi there, Mary! Do you want to hear what’s new? Now then, Mary, I’ve a message just for you! Chorus This is great! We can’t wait! What will be? We’ll have to see! ...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 Old Miss Pincher, it’s been a while since ya Shook off your mortal coil. Now you’re just a ghost who is trying to make the most of Eternity in constant toil. You thoro...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 Katie, how can you say You’ve heard the monster’s song? Can you see anything Without your glasses on? Could it possibly be That you have got it wrong, Or you’...Read Full Lyrics

Intro I am Gabriel, from heaven. Now, Mary, do not fear! Let me put your mind at ease and explain why I am here. I have brought good news to tell. Pay attention, listen well; The...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 One big raindrop splashed on me! Hah, hah, hah, hah! Hee, hee, hee! One big raindrop splashed on me And it landed on my head! Urrgh!!Chorus Splitter, splatter, drip and dro...Read Full Lyrics