The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal Lyrics

J.N.: "I can make a bigger splash than you!"Jimmy: "Oh yeah, give it a shot."[While jumping up and down on diving board]J.N.: "Can opener!"[Big splash]Jimmy: "Man, that one was hug...Read Full Lyrics

Adam: You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot and all my conversations are being recordedLisa: And you don't mind that all of my pants are way too short on me and I also st...Read Full Lyrics

[Setting: A restaurant with music playing in the background]"And now the Excited Southerner proposes to a girl."Girl: "You wanted to ask me something?"Excited Southerner: "Yes, I d...Read Full Lyrics

What's the matter honey, are you not feeling well?It's okay, Momma will take care of youNot really sick, but don't you know I still say I amDad just mumbles, "There goes my girlie ...Read Full Lyrics

I have crossed this road before for many years I'm sure don't recognize the faces though that pass me by I've been off and on my way again passed marsh road atherton black mountain...Read Full Lyrics

When I was a boyThere was no limit to what I could eatShake after shake after shake after shakeFollowed by all kinds of red meatMetabolism runnin' around so fastMy body never gaine...Read Full Lyrics

Divisionas i walk away i'll never feel the same i don't know what it was that started this reunion in some sort of way i thought you'd be the same i never thought it'd be this long...Read Full Lyrics

born on the southside, you live alone four walls and a roof but's always cold look out the window and there is nothing to see but, a riot torn city and the death of your country an...Read Full Lyrics

well, you don't really know what you wanna do except to spend some time just being you but the game's unfair and the stakes are high what with the threat of being embalmed in forma...Read Full Lyrics

And this is not the Way a Conversation works, no!yeah, I just can´t believe you´ve lost it!a couple of years ago it all seemed to make more sensebut today every argument´s waste...Read Full Lyrics