The First Time You're Unfaithful Lyrics

So that was the first big weekend of the summer... Starts thursday as usual with the canteen quiz and again no-one wins the big cash prize. Later I do my sound bloke routine by app...Read Full Lyrics

The night before the funeral, I got some - I sneaked a young girl up the stairs and past my mum. I took off her clothes and I played with her bits and she did the same but it took ...Read Full Lyrics

Lost on Christmas Eve eve, He threw something down my neck. I didn't check what it was. When he says "Trust me," I never need to check. Then he helped me up, And the next thing I...Read Full Lyrics

Not everything must end Not every romance must descend Not every lover's pact decays Not every sad mistake replays If you can love my growing gut My rotten teeth and greying hair T...Read Full Lyrics

Another bloated disco, another sniff of romance i'll forget We promised to ourselves before we came out we'd do something we regret These people are your friends This cunted circus...Read Full Lyrics

Easy come, easy gone, we knew they'd leave us all along. Now we cook our own tea and we don't sign on. And the week never starts round here, raise your cider, and I'll raise my bee...Read Full Lyrics

Bored at home, nothing to do but eat. I'll give you a phone and you can come along the street. You/I'll bring the junk food, I'll/you (can) hire the tape. We can sit and poke fun a...Read Full Lyrics

Emma phoned me at work at about half four It was funny I didn't speak to her anyway She's a fucking cow better than everybody Kinda speaking to her mates anyway like that Anyway we...Read Full Lyrics

Half nine I'm glued to you, then I'll disappear. Call your other side it lasted three year. Fuck love, fight love, Fuck love, fight. Fuck love and chuck love 'til tomorrow night. ...Read Full Lyrics

[Chorus:] Pass it to Arab [repeat] Pass it to Arab, watch my feet and my hands Freaky cap on my head, Dv Zoos on my pants Shades on my face, Rubber bands on my neck Do yo d...Read Full Lyrics